This has been the fasted 5 years of my life.
Homer had a birthday party and invited friends, which is unheard of around here. In fact, this is only the second birthday party with friends I've ever had for my kids (the first one being Cord's infamous 9th birthday party, and I can't write on here why it was infamous because it's too scandalous but most of you know as it's one of my fave scandalous stories to tell.) Gus has never had a birthday party before, and he's been begging for one for years. That's not fair. So I think I'm going to throw him a surprise party this year. Mums the word, K? I had a surprise party once when I was little and it was one of the best days of my life. Which brings me to my point: I am 100% sure that today was the best day of HOMEDIGITY's life! It was a good day for me too, watching him open his presents and freak out over every single one of 'em ("awesome!' "woohoo!" "yessss!"). I wish I had had my camera. Alas, it's still in Denver, so these celly pics'll have to do, pig.