Della where?

Just five hours before we had to get up for our flight out of
Philadelphia, we somehow found ourselves in Delaware (famous for their
Olive Garden restaurants). Smart, eh? Next came the worst 12 hours of
my life, but alas, we made it to good ol' Colorado! Yeee haw! Them
Landersons are puttin us up. That's right kindly of em.

PS. Gus is a blur cuz he's sneezing into his arm.