She's a puffer fish, and she only has to live long enough for us to go to Pet-a-Palooza this weekend, which is this big party for pet lovers (I heart Lois). Anyone can go, but if you don't have a pet and you go, you're an idiot.
Lois is so freakin' cute, with her puffy, bespeckled body and tiny disproportionate fins. I wanna squeeze her til she pops!
And look who's gonna be at Pet-a-Palooza:
Everybody loves BKL, yes, but how did Five for Fighting get billed above Kris(!) Allen (!).
Remember when he was on American Idol back when it wasn't super boring?
I wonder if Gityd will be there?