That's my porn name (first pet + street address). This is me in front
of my childhood home (1843 Bronson St. Camarillo, CA 93010). The giant
olive tree is hiding her magnificance. Believe me, she's a beaut in
person.
These is my hashtags
3 days ago

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I'm guessing that Optimus Prime came and saved the day with your traffic situation? Nice.
She IS a beaut.
And if those rules apply my porn name is Misty El Portal. Ha!
I think it's really your middle name plus childhood street name.... I can see why you changed it to PET's name tho.... cuz you are negative in the middle name department.
See, the pet thing doesn't work cuz you can have a boy pet. For example, my stripper name would be "Hansel Raindrop" under your rules, "Dawn Raindrop" under mine. See how superior my way is? Thought so.
I drove by that place last summer. It was a dream come true. Memories of the "Night Stalker" flooded back.
-Elizabeth Bronson
or
Queen Latifah Cookie Cruncher the Third Bronson
That house brings back so many memories.
You should have knocked and asked for a tour.
Cleo was a dog right? Why am I struggling to remember that pet?
hey my porn name is Cleo Bronson too!
Yeah, Jenny, your porn name rules are wrong. Landee is right. My name is Marie Jullion (because I feel like I grew up on Jullion not Bronson). The ironic thing is that I drove by my house today too. I didn't take a picture though because I didn't want the Wilkinsons to see me.
...as if there is a right and wrong way to chose a porn name, but...
"Yeah, Jenny, your porn name rules!"... Thanks Eekareek. Too bad "Marie Jullion" doesn't sound like a porn name in the slightest. That's actually your Cabbage Patch name, tho. Your porn name is "Big Mama Jullion".
Landee, you just got lucky that your middle name is a total stripper name. Not everyone is so fortunate. Furthermore, I see nothing unpornish about Hansel Raindrop. It's very butch.
MM, I can't believe you forgot about poor Cleo. Yes, she was a dog we had for about 7 or 8 years. A beagle.
Crazy stuff happened in that house...
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