Esplin: Dear Las Vegas

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Dear Las Vegas

Why do you have to be so perfectly sunny and warm all the time? It's like you're rubbing it in our faces or something. The most frustrating part is that I am constantly saying how I'd like to move away from here, but then you come back at me with this kind of weather. I guess you are bound and determined to make me look like a liar.

That said, after lying on my tramp, looking up at all that blue sky, I have decided to forgive you.

Warm regards,
Jespy Espy

11 comments (lets keep 'em clean):

Landee said...: We shall see what you're saying when you're on your 10th day in a row of 104+ degree weather here in a few weeks.

I am sweating today, btw.

I saw you are supposed to have a high of 94 on Wednesday and I just about puked.

PS Remember the wind?
PSS Remember front yard grass? Didn't think so.
PSSS You made me do this.; April 19, 2009 5:30 PM
Cristin said...: I would totally hate your right now if the sun wasn't out in Oregon at this very minute....your very lucky....; April 19, 2009 5:33 PM
Markie23 said...: Too bad that sunny weather has to attract so many casino's, gamblers, hookers, wino's, strippers, vagrants, runaways, gigolos, pimps, perverts, one-night-standers, con artists, lounge singers, and cockroaches.; April 19, 2009 5:38 PM
Andy said...: Dear Jenny,

Your a nut!

Regards; April 19, 2009 5:40 PM
Memzy said...: You are so forgiving. LV should be lucky to have you.; April 19, 2009 6:56 PM
Flem said...: Yeah lets revisit this letter next month. Spring in LV only lasts like two days.

But I am glad you love it.; April 19, 2009 10:19 PM
Hot Pants said...: Yeah, I dare you to lay on that trampoline some afternoon in July and write the same letter. Your skin will melt right onto it.; April 20, 2009 6:57 AM
Emily said...: We'll be eating our words by the end of the week.; April 20, 2009 8:06 AM
ManicMandee said...: Amen to all the above comments. LV is like on my top 10 list of places I would not ever want to live. Sorry LV and all those who are fans. But I can feel happy for you that you love it. Nothing like hating where you live.; April 20, 2009 8:42 AM
Mary said...: Some great words of wisdom amongst your fan base! My mind was moving in the same direction......ugly desert and blistering heat might have caused you to think you wanted to leave LV and you shouldn't falter from that resolve just because you get a day or two of spring weather. Hang tough! Put your house up for sale and move closer to your mommy and daddy!!!!!; April 20, 2009 9:58 AM
Katie said...: Dear Jespy,

I know I've done bad things, but it is hard to stay true to someone who keeps on threatening leaving me. I just feel like we are growing apart. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

-Vegas baby; April 20, 2009 8:17 PM