How's she gonna flip through channels with the remote now. ::GASP:: Can she even WORK the remote? Cuz American Idol is on tonight!
^^I know, right? Plus, texting.
Wait. What's going on here? Did I miss something? Serious?Your thumb is lovely. btw.
It didn't land in a bowl of Wendy's chili did it?
What?! How in the h* did Sara cut off her thumb? I was going to ask her if she would cut my hair whilst out in Nampa today to see the baby...you don't think I had anything to do with it do you?
I recognized the red in the background. It looks nice as the setting for your thumb.Glad to see you haven't moved from the couch since memzy's post.
^that girl cracks me up! Okay seriously, I am gonna need more details about this whole cutting off thumb deal. It must have been a pretty good size piece if she was actually able to put it in the garbage! American Idol, plus don't forget about lost...where'd the island go you gize?
my arrow was supposed to be pointing at Katie (flem snuck in there) but I think Flem is funny too!
Katie.... the whole WORLD does not revolve around you & what you do or don't say to people! Geesh! The ego on you! Maybe none of us should comment you for, like, a week and then we'll see how your ego is doing.PS I was talking to Sara today about how I could cut costs on my grocery bill. Do you think that had anything to do with this?
I know everyone was wanting to hear details about my thumb. It happened on a cold day in January. I was slicing some onions for a burrito and my thumb (who has a mind of her own) moved right in front the knife. It was tragic. I thought about going to the hospital to have them sew it back on but then I remembered that I already owe them $20,000 and that they sued me for it and decided I could live with out the top of that thumb (it was my left thumb and was constantly giving me problems). I only had two choices as to where I could put my thumb. 1) The trash2) Feed it to the dogBut then I remembered that Duke was on a diet so I threw it away along with my dignity. I am now disfigured. I can no longer be a hand model. Please don't stare next time you see me. If anyone is needing my address to send flowers (no baby's breathe please) you can contact Jenny or Amy. I am also looking for a remote control assistant so that I can watch my shows. The job only pays by donation but again, you can contact Jenny and Amy. And finally, I am also starting a cash fund for my benefit. You can make any size donation at any U.S. Bank. Just go in and make a deposit under my name (first person to do it needs to first open the account). Thanks for your love and support.
Oh Sara, thanks for the explaination! I can't believe that. You have seriously bad luck. I'm really feeling so bad for you. But I can really appreciate your great humor in a time like this.
^^ That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!
She's coming over tonight for physical therapy.
are u joking?
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