Saturday, January 24, 2009

Life=Right on Track

Proof:


While I'm running at night, I sometimes think about how if a bad guy started chasing me, there is no way I could outrun him, on account of me being freakishly slow (see above picture if you're wondering why), and I'd subsequently be raped/killed. But it's not all bad news you gize. We have had some loverly nights here in Las Vegas, weather-wise, especially for January. If you'll recall, that's my favorite thing about Las Vegas. Perfect for night running.

I still use to my old-school iPod when I run. I'm super loyal to it. You should see how my eyes light up when I see it. I like to add new songs to my running playlist daily, so feel free to offer recommendations. I have joined the Pandora fanwagon since getting my new celly-which-shall-not-be-named-so-as-not-to-make-you-jealous. I love how Pandora apologizes to me if it plays a song I don't like.

As you probably know, my SIL Katie made a last-minute trip to Las Vegas last weekend, mainly to see me, and a little bit to see Tom. Love her cuz she's hilarious/super easy personality. The world needs more people like her. I know you gize don't like her, but I'm telling you, at the very least she would make a good sister-wife. Just think about it, OK?



(Thanks for hanging out with us Vegasians last weekend, Tomkat, but I noticed you gize didn't call us to hang out on Sunday. What were you gize doing? That's gross.)

One more thing. I loverz this picture of France Beck pre-pavement fight. She missed a few days of school after her little accident, and spent one of those days at my house, playing with Homer. She is one of Homer's #1-favorite people, and I love when she comes over to play. Makes my day a little easier.


32 comments:

Flem said...

If you ran with a teléfono you would be able to call 911 even if you were going slow.

I fail to see how the picture reflects slowness--you are not referring to the Mormon Housewife drink of choice here are you?

markbailey said...

Flem makes a good piont - use your I-Phone and send that lonely I-Pod to me.

ManicMandee said...

No running remarks here. Don't want to be accused of bragging all over your blog or anything else.

So glad you got to spend time with Katie. I really like her!!!
And I have yet to try out Pandora. Was that's what it was called? Anyhow, I keep hearing fabulous things about it, but still haven't. I totally should now.

Landee said...

Did MM ^^^ get an iPhone?

And srsly, dump that dinosaur of an iPod and get with the times. I hear they make great door stops.

Oh. My. Gosh. We both have pictures from Red Robin on our blogs today. Creeeeeeeepy.

I love Katie. Deeply.

eekareek said...

Jenny, You are so conceded to think someone wants to chase and rape you. I also think your loyalty to your old ipod shows your true character and proves what a loyal person you are.

Flem, Running with a phone is genius! Did you used to be called a quesadilla?

Markie, You don't have an ipod?! You have more serious problems than just the lack of an iphone. Please please tell me you at least have tivo.

Manic Mandee, I believe saying you will make no running remarks cuz you don't want to brag is bragging--passively at least.

Landee, If I wasn't so dang lazy, I would totally run to Red Robin, take my picture, come home, download it onto the computer, and blog about it today just to be creepy.

As for everyone else, you should have commented sooner to get a personal message from me.

Memzy said...

oh MAN!! If only I'd come here sooner I'd have a comment directly from Sara.

Haven't you heard J? Diet coke makes you slow. Which is why I'll never have a fast time. Hollah!!

Katie said...

Sister wife? I am totally up for that, but only if you join me. I don't think Tom would be willing to part with me.

Also, I just wanted to put something on here just for Memzy because she missed out on Sara's hilarity...(No offense jenny, but Sara's comments were slightly funnier than your post...slightly.)

Memzy-I also hear diet coke makes you dead...my five year old neighbor told me that as I was drinking one. Her mom told her.

Landee said...

Uh no, Katie. She can't join you cuz Tom is her BROTHER. Sick!

Hot Pants said...

I love to brag. I only wish I had something to brag about....

Annie said...

I too would take Katie as a Sister-Wife. I've heard GREAT things about her wifing & mothering skills. BTW I am the freakishly slow runner. Is that bragging?

Jenny ESP said...

Flem--I run with both my iPod and my iPhone, I just use my iPod to listen to music. Like I said, super loyal. I take my phone mainly so my kids can reach me if there's a problem, but I would totally call 911 if needed. And I don't know if Diet Coke slows me down, it's just my scapegoat. And I'm not giving it up, either. Super loyal.

Mark--see above reply, and I can't believe you don't have an iPod. Wha!!!!!????

MM--You can totally brag all over my blog whenever you want. It doesn't bother me, and I want to know your running times, etc, anyway. BUT, you gotta own it, and then have a sense of humor about it when I tease you relentlessly afterward. PS. DID you get an iPhone?

Landee--you don't have to have an iPhone to use Pandora, dorkyduh. And, I repeat, super loyal.

Sara--thanks for pretty much taking over my whole entire blog.

Memzy--get a knee brace.

Katie--I'm offended.

Hotpants--Your comment is so braggy, I don't even know where to start.

Annie--Yes.

Emily said...

Slow is my middle name. I'm pretty sure you could outrun me any day-- well, at least if you hadn't had a DC first. Pandora is the best and Katie is cool.

Memzy said...

Well, I gotta say it-----Katie is cool.

Hot Pants said...

Sara is super cool!

eekareek said...

Amy is not only cool but waaaaay hot! I want her to be my sister wife.

Hot Pants said...

Peeing your pants is cool!

eekareek said...

Amy wears her hair really cool.

Hot Pants said...

We're both sisters and wives, so we're already there! Sara throws the coolest Pampered Chef parties!

eekareek said...

When Amy wears "mom jeans" it makes me want to go buy a pair.

eekareek said...

Amy looks so good even first thing in the morning.

Hot Pants said...

Sara sells the best egg separators! She is so cool!

eekareek said...

Amy's has such long fingers

Hot Pants said...

Sara is the hottest of the Morgan girls! And that's saying something!

eekareek said...

Amy's eyes are brown.

Hot Pants said...

Sara's toes are so cute and short!

eekareek said...

Amy's cracked heals don't gross me out at all

Hot Pants said...

I love Sara's eye goop!

eekareek said...

I love it when Amy's mascara runs down her creamy cheeks.

Hot Pants said...

I love it when Sara removes that mascara gently with a wet wipe.

Amanda said...

Jenny, I love reading your blog. It makes me miss you though. So stop being so freakin cool all the time.

Katie said...

I missed so much here! Thanks Anna!! But again, you will have to join me. And thanks to Memzy, and Emily too! I have been dreaming of this post my whole life. I am gonna print it out poster sized and hang it over my bed...not the post, just the comments, because the post was lacking a little something. I think it might be the minimal pictures of me. Yeah, that's it.

eekareek said...

I love it when Amy sneakily leaves one last comment to try and one up me. We agreed we were done!