Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I'm no liar

Memzy sent me this brago email, telling me she beat "Klondike deal 1" on solitaire in less than 4 minutes.

So I played a few times, and then emailed her back that I beat it in 2:33.

She was like, "cha-right."

And I was like, "you calling me a liar?"

And she was like, "yes."

So here's a picture of my stats, you gize. Proof of my superiority/humble honesty.


(notice the shortest win time at the bottom. I had even rounded up the last second to 3, so she wouldn't feel so bad.)

While we're at it, she sent me another email, telling me she scored 100,130 on Sweet Thing playing Tap Tap Revenge, and I emailed her back that I scored 300,870 on my first try.
Just in case she didn't believe me...



Not to brag or anything, but I'm super honest, and excell at everything I do. I'm more than just a pretty face with a stunning figure you gize.

19 comments:

Memzy said...

I'm gonna be the bigger person here and admit that I was wrong. But mark my words Jespy. I WILL beat you at something.

Ps. So sad you had to use your regular camera to "old school" that post.

Katie said...

Remember when we used to have cross-word puzzle offs at Red Robin...Seriously Memzy, you don't want to mess with Jenny.

Cristin said...

Is this another "I'm awesome because I have the best phone in the world" blog post??? 'Cause I think your right.....

Emily said...

Oh yeah? Well, I am the Quordy champ extrordanaire.

Jenny ESP said...

^^searching for Quordy app right now...

Jenny ESP said...

Oh, Quordy is like Boggle? But it costs $3. I don't know...

ManicMandee said...

I think I would have just been like "great job Memzy!" and inwardly been patting myself on the back. Like I do when I hear about your running times...

Jenny ESP said...

^^Wha... you outwardly bragged about your faster running time all over my blog. Notice that I didn't ask for proof. Just believed you (as far as you know).

ManicMandee said...

Ok, ok, I was just kidding around. I'll totally back off and let you wallow in your glory again.

Carol said...

jespy--word of caution: Memzy IS a bit competitive when it comes to games. I'd watch your back if I were you. She'll practice/work hard until she beats you.

Jenny ESP said...

AV--I'm not competitive, just naturally excel at pretty much everything.

MM--thanks for giving me back my spotlight. Although grudgingly.

Memzy said...

::plugging in my portable spotlight that I bought for myself and shining it on Jespy, no wait, back at me, now on MM, now back at jespy, now on ME:: yup I think I like it there best.

Hot Pants said...

I just like to keep it old school and play games on a card table in my office. And it's totally not because I have to....

Landee said...

My shortest win time 2:25
Average game time: 4:39 (you're like in the sevens! What the?)

I did just have my 100th win last night at about 1am, in my bed, in the dark.

I think I have a problem.

PS I've decided I'm not a huge fan of TapTap... it gives me carpal tunnel.

Jenny ESP said...

^^You again?!!???!! Get out of my spotlight! Git!

And the reason my average time is high is bc A) I was playing while watching TV, during commercial breaks and stuff and B) I'm more interested in my percentage of games won. Ahem. 98.3%

Interesting that you didn't share your win percentage, Landerson. Interesting.

Memzy said...

I JUST told Jespy how it gives my forearm/hand a cramp job!! What's up with that? I need to stretch it out or sumpin.

Landee said...

You may be able to keep up that percentage for 25 games or so, but one bad run & you're skrizzed. That's all I'm gonna say.

Jenny ESP said...

L&M--You both need to relax when you play tap tap. It sounds like your tensing up.

L--nope my percentage won it actually slowly climbing the more I play. Your percentage score is suspiciously missing from that last comment. Lets have it.

non-iphoners--no pity for you gize cuz you can still play solitaire on your gigantic desktop compys.

eekareek said...

Actually, I play Zuma. It was $2.99 for the app and I didn't even blink an eye when I bought it because I am so stinkin' rich. Okay fine! I saved up for two months to buy it! Anyways, I am the best there ever was at that game and when I play, I only play to win. It doesn't keep time or maybe it does and my phone is just not fancy enough to show it. I didn't want you gize to feel bad that I am so fantasticly great at games but I just wanted to be honest.